Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 25, 2022

Is Dakota still friends with the goblins? I don’t think we’ve seen them in a while.

We call it “insults”, Dakota calls it “Friendship”.

how is Lord Splendid Humility going to help find Marigold when he constantly hides in shrubbery?

That’s MISTRESS Dakota for you!

Heh, they’re made for each other.

“Snot” very nice Dakota!

Looking at the last panel seems that Phoebe begins to have doubts about LSH intelligence.

From Dakota’s phrasing, it looks like LSH has told her that they will no longer be able to hang out if Marigold doesn’t return. Presumably LSH can’t be the only unicorn with a human child friend – it would make him stand out.

this rocks.

I’m… concerned for Dakota’s emotional development.

“But”?

L.S.H. seems to welcome abuse, so does that make him a ‘submissive’?

Argh! Marigold is missing. Puddles is missing. This is too much to take!

I think this is the first time I’ve seen Dakota with wide eyes and a smile. Nice to see her getting acquainted with that foreign concept of “happiness”!

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

TBH hiding in the shrubbery looks more and more like a good idea every day.

Looks like there’s been a shift in characters. Dakota is being helpful, and Max is being very self absorbed. I’m ok with this. More Dakota, less Max!

Hilarious.

That’s about as close to gratitude as one is going to get from Dakota. Also LSH is a total bottom which means Dakota….no, I don’t need that image in my head.

OH, how long has this been officially “we”? But I knew those two would be a great match! And that’s the perfect unicorn to help find a lost hiding unicorn!

Weird?, more like crazy, but in that world they’re all crazy!