FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 15, 2022

Peter wants his face normal again, Jason, not be a monster from a horror movie.

Or he could just go to school as a glam-rocker.

Peter, Peter, Peter

Meanwhile, Peter’s lashes have never looked longer or more luscious.

too bad this isn’t a current comic – he could get away with wearing a mask to school.

Nothing that a good cup of flour can’t hide. Girls will love your Twilight look… maybe! And at least, YOUR girlfriend won’t mind . (if she’s not distracted by the roars of laughter.)

With siblings like these who needs enemies.

I’ve worn makeup twice: once I made a scheduled TV appearance and another time I had to make a presentation in front of a large crowd and had a bad breakout of rosacea, so my wife did me up.

I’ve played with the lighting in my office so I don’t need makeup when I do a video conference. I do like the fact that my desk is up against the window and I get not only a good view, but a lot of natural light, however it washes out ALL color for the camera and I look a bit like a zombie. So I pull down the blinds and turn on the lights even during the day.

This would’ve worked in the 80s. I had the hair gel and eye liner.

Given today’s political clime, I’m sure he’d be accepted in school very well.

“And I even put some lipstick on but that just hurt my dad and mom” (Dr. Hook)

Give him a kilt and call him a pict

I think at this point Peter would prefer the Invisible Man.

There was no need for the mascara, blush, or lipstick, all he needed was foundation

Peter should know that girls today seem to really love a guy with a good eyeliner and mascara application

the mascara is a nice touch

If it were today, they could have put the demo on YouTube and made a fortune…

I would have drawn on Jason’s face with the same marker long before now.

Peter is such a drag!