Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 28, 2022

My chances of winning are melting away.

Hoo boy!

I believe the snowflake is an imposter. Snowflakes crystalize to form six-sided or six-pointed shapes – not eight.

There’s no two flakes alike….

If you want to talk fishin’

Well i guess that’ll be okay.

Don’t lay down with the hogs unless you wanna get dirty.

My jaws are tight and my hands are shaking I better just move along.

Who remembers Dragnet? Was is dum-de-dum-dum OR Dumb-De-Dumb-Dumb …?

Should be: A snowflake DRIFTS into a bar.

lil’s favorite hangout is definitely the place to meet a bunch of flakes…

That means a lot of snowflakes, sorry, people, can’t talk politics