Garfield by Jim Davis for April 15, 2022

“No, because it isn’t!”

I remember I stepped on nails on accident a few years ago and let me tell you, it hurted really badly

clearly Garfield had a Way better day

I don’t really understand

If you call getting fatter a win…

I once suffered an injury usually only seen in nurses and athletes.To be clear, I’m not a member of either group, the Doctor who diagnosed me was both impressed and confused

Well eating a Pizza is better than a thorn in your paw, Garfield Wins.

Garfield must be off his diet.

That reminds me of the time back in Junior High when I was walking around the school court after lunch when I suddenly got struck in the knee by a cue ball that some idiots had apparently brought to school. And by the way, Garfield, stop turning everything into a contest.

Don’t be a sore loser, Arlene.

Eating an entire pizza is pretty routine for Garfield.

Garfield you must be the only male cat in your neighborhood. Otherwise Arlene would be dating someone else. You missed a perfect opportunity to get romantic with sympathizing about her sore paw and kissing it to make it better. Shame on you.

Ahem – anyone want to know about my coffee and donuts consumption today? (Winning!)

Bad Kitty! I hope Arlene’s human pulled it out of her paw.

Hey, there’s always got to be a food contest, right everybody?

I’m sorry I haven’t been able to respond to everyone, I’ve been in hospital with some mild chest pains, SO, hopefully I can get out soon to post more Garfield comments.

Keep well and safe everyone.

When has he not been able to eat an entire pizza?

comparing pain to food…yeah, FULLY GARFIELD BEHAVIOR for sure.

Oh, come on! Everything can be turned into a contest!

Arlene looks so done with Garfield at this point

Jim can the next comic storyline be Garfield meets asdfmovie?

lol

Garfield thinks everything’s a challenge.