Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 09, 2022

Come on, you’re a Haywire. You’ll be driving cars off cliffs in no time.

All part of the training

Remember when Calvin got Hobbes to tie him up so he could become an escape artist? (He ended up telling Dad, “Hobbes was holding me for ransom!”)

Get all of your crying done while you’re little, Hazy. You don’t want to leave tear stains all over the Haywire rep when you’re older.

And no one’s come looking for her yet…?

KA-SHINNYING!

Well, you learn something new everyday.

Rare talking doggie just stands and watches but not helps? Go get help, talking doggie. Even Lassie would’ve got helps and got Timmy outta the well by now.

What is happening to poor TNT? His nostrils and upper muzzle have become enormous, he is developing flews, and his cranium has shrunk into a pimple atop his head.

Mulan, she ain’t.