F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 03, 2022

I was working in the backyard and heard the neighbor’s conception of their son.

Unless you live out in the country. The neighbors can hear you.

The acoustics are better on our side of the fence.

the neighbors will hear what they want to hear, even if you whisper it while you are inside the house

This is nice to know. It’s also nice to know what they can see through the curtains.

Or, you could just wait for the police to show up and tell you that the neighbors said…..

Way back when the kids were babies we heard adults on the baby monitor. Quickly figured out we were picking up the neighbors.

I rented an apartment from a couple that fought every morning, usually instigated by the husband just to rile his wife up. The apartment was over their kitchen and between her shouts I could hear “thunk”. Turns out she was stabbing the kitchen table with a huge knife between rants.

He is getting his plan in motion to get her into a mental institution

They can and do.

When they always look at you in a weird way, you know that they hear you…..

Don’t worry about it; they’ve already taken sides.

you’ll know when you see them get out the folding chairs and binoculars…