Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 10, 2022

poor Sidney

Sure. Always the victim’s fault.

another “crumping” by Andy!

@Eldo , Today’s strip IS funny but a variation of a theme ,being on the same soccer pitch as our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is hazardous to your health :o) my avatar is a spoof about the life expectancy of different animals , which one would you rather be? ,how was your day? our Thursday should be busy as usual but we will cope I hope we both are in a good mood and after our bulk shopping is done we no more errands to run just stay inside the house keep hydrated and wait till the greengrocer van comes up our street keep safe and catch you later pal.

So, you’ve been in there, vicar. Most don’t practise what they preach.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-10th-march-2022-26427615

Must be early in the game. Andy is still functional.

What does “being on the same pitch” mean?

Were they both singing??

BTW, aren’t Flo and Ruby risking injury by standing on the soccer field?

I guess that Sid wanted to see the stars of the game.

Sid seems to have gone flaccid.

Sid Scroggins Sodded by Scappy Sot.

Ok, but I should think this would call for a red card, yes?

Brutality is sometimes its own reward.

The Dark Arts ! The Darkest Art of all is getting away with it with no cards , Yellow or Red!

Here we go again with the King’s English.

Sure, defend the miscreant.

How is Andy so athletic?

It’s all fun and games, UNTIL………https://www.ThisDayTrivia.com/trivia/march-9?f=Twenty-Three-People-Killed-at-Soccer-Game#Twenty-Three-People-Killed-at-Soccer-GameTwenty-Three People Killed at Soccer Game

March 9, 1946

Metal barriers collapsed during a soccer game in England causing a stampede.

I’m continually amazed at our drunken layabout’s energy and perseverance in these games… perhaps the local employment agencies should attend a match, take a photo or three, and present it all to him as evidence of his qualifications for gainful employment.

What Andy lacks in skill on the pitch, he makes up for in vicious play.

On this side of the pond Andy wouldn’t have a chance against these guys!

https://fanbuzz.com/nfl/heaviest-nfl-player/

He didn’t make this list, but Green Bay’s Gilbert Brown is 340 lbs (154 kg.).

Tells you the power of a pint or two of ale!

Facing off against Andy on the pitch is like facing off against a freight train.

It’s a game of pitch and toss.

One must expect bumps and bruises if you play any contact sport