Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 06, 2022

“Be careful — the kissy lips look a lot like the – er, you know…”

SO romantic.

A few years from now you’ll wish you hadn’t worn those masks so you could have severely infected each other.

….And there life together is a living ‘DELL’…(Dell Computers)

There are four states that allow proxy marriage: Montana, California, Colorado and Texas, but only Montana allows double proxy marriages.

Wait, use some hand sanitizer first!

Computer Dating sure has come along way!

What about the honeymoon? Is there an emoji for that?

Obviously a very boring wedding night

So does the baby arrive in a mini-tablet?

Apparently consummating their marriage is not at the top of their list

If all three are on ZOOM or its equivalent, why are the bride and groom wearing masks??

At least they are the same color.

They first met while participating in one of the “virtual orchestra” performances that took place a year or two ago. ”The Rites of Spring", I believe it was.

Proof that phone sax can actually lead to marriage!

This is about a year out of date, but still cute.

But please refrain from calling each other Schmoopie while the call is active. Even then… not in the presence of others. Please.

I figure a few years from now they’ll come out saying wearing masks all the time can cause cancer. Won’t that be fun!

Complete the CAPTCHA to prove you’re not a robot.

It’s the oscular extension, or as it is known in the scientific literature, “kissy face.”

The honeymoon is gonna suck.

Reminds me of Flubber.

It would be funnier if not for recent comment spammers on Disqus.

Please! This is a family cartoon. Can’t they just bump elbows?