Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 09, 2022

  1. Ataridragon
    AtariDragon  almost 3 years ago

    If you have to choose, take one with a hole.

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    nicka93  almost 3 years ago

    Every hundred years or so, you need to update your wardrobe.

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    My shirts all have four holes. I can’t imagine putting a shirt on with less.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Gary must admire Henry Ford: “You may have any colour, as long as it’s black!” :D

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    dbwindhorst  almost 3 years ago

    Is there a Short & Fat store nearby?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Oy….this ought to be good….

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    hoagieman12  almost 3 years ago

    Wear a yellow shirt if you know you’re going to eat mustard.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    He’s asking the shirtless monster where to buy a shirt?

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    RWill  almost 3 years ago

    I would suggest Target but, since you live with Leopold, you already are one.

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    We all know Gary is about to crash and burn, but still, really!? You’re asking Leopold for advice? Will you never learn? A better option would be to head over to Frank’s place. Frank and (I forget) will get you looking spiffy and maybe give you some pointers. If you did that, she just might not run away screaming.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Is Gary every bit as OCD as Adrian Monk? But not as fastidious?

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    Up Your's  almost 3 years ago

    Good one.

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