F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 12, 2022

Now you know what a ‘Lifetime Guarantee’ is worth.

Go in the back and you might find some of those promotional fries. That might still be OK.

BUT I STILL OWN THE T-SHIRT!!!!!

“Small Fries” these days starts with super-sized, and goes up from there.

This guy has been trying to get his free fries for 30 years.

I still have tee shirts I bought on our honeymoon. In 1980!

They should honor his small fries. They will otherwise lose a customer, and maybe others who are present. It’s nice to hear a business honoring the inexpensive promises of former owners, especially in a franchise. They are losing a chance for almost-free advertising.

He’s just learned yet another way that the “small fry” lose out in the business world.

But we’ve still got some ketchup packets from that time period

He’s in a no-fry zone.

Hey at least he can still fit in the shirt,if he’d been eating fries all that time, he may not be able to.