Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 11, 2022

Milford’s answer to 6’9" point guard Magic Johnson?

Unless they’re playing man-to-man, her size won’t “count” at the rim any more than when she played forward.

Sour grapes in P2 while the game in on? Time to go pout in a corner.

P2 the post-game blanket party organizer has spoken

Not even the old “invert the jersey colors” trick from P2 to P3 by the Madison defender can deter the captain in her mission to score and completely destroy Milford’s team chemistry

Exactly who is the pouter in P2 whining to about Captain Hollis ?

P1- Mimi supply’s a team bong for pre-game?

Again, p1 repeats yesterday’s p3. I know we’re an older group reading this strip, but we’re capable of retaining information from one day to the next.

Gripe in p2 makes no sense. Hollis was still a starter at forward. She will have less playing time at guard.

So Hollis is a guard who scores only from right under the basket? Is this Mimi’s notion of “versatility”?

P2: Chatting while you’re in game? Mimi, bench her now!

P-1: Mimi notices the vapid look in the Captain’s eyes and brings her back (reluctantly) to the story line.

P-2: Now we see why she’s such a good Captain. The whole team is following her example and becoming self centered.

P-3: Um, uh,…so size matters?

Those blue uniforms look like they say Milford more than Madison

P3: Pretty much looks like she’s playing forward rather than guard. Who did Pranit have to win this game?

Can’t wait for the post game locker room “Cat Fight!”

P3- Her hair must be glued to her face just like Trevor.

But Trevor has no pants. We find out why on March 31.

I miss The Brown Star Fish

Okay, I think I’ve got P1 figured out. It looks totally screwed up, with Milford apparently fast breaking but Hollis is running the wrong way. And the Madison players are wearing the name Milford on their jerseys. And a Milford player is complaining out loud about issues with the team during the game.

Now, let’s just change the teal uniforms to red. That was what it was supposed to look like. This is pregame warmups and they are all Milford players and the bitching is not occurring within earshot of the other team.

And speaking of bitching, you can stop your bitching about today’s Mopped Up Thorp being late, because it’s online now.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Well, I guess we wait until tomorrow to see Hollis start turning the ball over and cost them a game.