Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 22, 2022

“Wait” & see.

The trick is in asking the right question

There are talking scales !

Smart man.

Those were his last recorded words!!!!

And the talking ones always add ten pounds to your weight! …twenty?

His grasp of the obvious is impressive. I’ve often wondered the same thing.

Cell phones have had cameras for a very long time…

Is he trying for a belly laugh?

Poor design in the scale or the body?

There is a reason she can’t see the dial!

If that scale could talk, it’d still be screaming in agony.

If you can’t see it, that’s all you need to know.

My scale holds your weight for a few seconds after you step off, so there is no cheating.

The object is to lose weight until you can see the dial.