Close to Home by John McPherson for March 23, 2022

I see no need for the dog. The audience will take care of the problem.

maybe he can use the muzzle on the worst comedians

That explains why you don’t hear much from Amy Schumer these days.

Hey, did ya hear the joke about the dog that broke free of his leash and mauled the crowd to pieces?….LOL It’s a KILLER!

Bomb bomb da bomb

Howdy Bleeb.

Oooh that dude bombed alright

So these two cannibals are eating a comedian, and one says to the other: “does this taste funny to you?”

…uh-oh, I gotta go… here comes the dog!

bomb….

McGruff in his retirement years?

It actually goes, “I said hot salami, oh I thought you said I want your hot mommy,”

Hey careful with tomato, you’ll hit the dog, and it’s takin’ care of business.

Glad to see Bleeb back at his favorite pastime.