Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 17, 2022

It’s going down the production line right now.

Twinkies last forever once packaged.

But only at Milliways.

Number 2: Very overrated, especially the earlier in the morning, the more overrated it becomes!

And yet, despite having access to all the knowledge in the world, they majority of smartphone owners use it to cultivate and expand their ignorance and delusions.

Twinkies aren’t even that good. Why does he like them so much?

But not nearly as long as the Claxton Fruicake.

At the end of the universe, any twinkies will be crushed by the gravity well. Or made radioactive.

Hey, 3 and 4 aren’t bad. At least he finally cares a little about hygiene.

I remember the Restaurant at the End of the Universe but I don’t recall is they sold junk food.

I like the tail split end repair!

Siri on my phone is not smart enough to answer that.

Problem is….too many users think everything on there is knowledge and don’t separate out the drivel.

My favorite smartphone “answer” of all time:

User: “Cortana, who is smarter, you or Siri?”

Cortana: “I don’t want to brag, but apparently in 500 years I help save the universe.”

bwahahaahaahaha….

So long and thanks for all the twinkies? Douglas Adams is laughing somewhere.