Gary Varvel for March 04, 2022

Gary, just add a little covfere and it’ll make sense…

Talk slowly, Kamala. Gary can’t keep up.

This is truly Crass Hypocrisy Gary.

He must not have been paying attention. He doesn’t want to understand. According to Varvel, the former guy was competent and made sense.

The king of word salads:Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes,OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us. -———-DJTrump

Vice President Harris is a mature, educated, erudite, black woman. Someone far and beyond anything or anyone Varvel or his fellow christian conservatives has allowed themselves to understand and accept.

PRAY for the continued life of Joe Biden! As inept as he is, remember she’s next in line if anything befalls him — and Nancy would be next after her! A veritable cascade of incompetence.

Word salad?!! I can think of some words involving pots and kettles.

It’s always a good exercise to skim the comments of these RWNJs who are part of the Orange Cult. In case there is a tendency to think it is part of our history there are still the 25%ers who worship the Big Orange.

The Big Orange’s famous inquiries:

3. Is Finland part of Russia?

2. Where is Ukraine?

And (with a drum roll)…

1. Why can’t we drop a nuclear bomb into the hurricane?

Honorable Mention: Anyone have a sharpie so I can correct this weather map?

Gee, this cartoon makes me nostalgic for the incredible oratory and vocabulary employed by our previous president.

As long as Republicans continue to support The Obstreperous Orange Ogre their criticisms of VP Harris and President Biden are risible.

Once again Varvel is a safehouse for extreme rightwing trolls, where they can reast and recharge their hatred of respecting others.

I love it when all the bumblebees fall flat on their face when their allegedly elected heros fail hard. I wrote a random sentence generator that made more sense.

WHUT? Tucker Carlson Admits He Was Wrong About Ukraine, But Blames it on Kamala Harris

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/3/4/2083947/-WHUT-Tucker-Carlson-Admits-He-Was-Wrong-About-Ukraine-But-Blames-it-on-Kamala-Harris?utm_campaign=trending

poor gary…a world classless rectal cavity….

If the White House wanted a representative in Europe that wouldn’t create a bigger mess they should have sent Joe’s dog.

Kamala – the queen of doublespeak and meaningless chatter.

Kamala is never at a loss for words…it is just they make no sense!

This woman’s intellict is WAAAAy below her pay grade – rather much like an idiot

Gary; just because you lack basic English comprehension, it doesn’t mean Kamala is indulging in a Trumpian Covfefe.

Everyone else understood her easily.

Libs live on word salad, so they don’t understand the cartoon.

I don’t think we’ve ever had a more clueless and incompetent VP in ‘Que Mala Eres’ unless you consider Joe Biden under Obama. The truly scary thing is we have two of the most incompetent politicians in the number one and two power slots in the White House.

Well the ideological left wing, Gaea worshipers and Marxists got what they wanted with Biden and look where we are. Russia invading Ukraine, setting the fuse on WWIII and threatening to go nuclear (he won’t). Inflation skyrocketing, petroleum and gas prices at record levels, economy in the pits, an open border, crime rate soaring in the big cities and spilling over to the suburbs and the stock market on a downward roller coaster trend. Way to go lefties, Ukraine is burning and it’s your fault.

Biden said a small incursion was okay, President Trump told Putin that if he set foot into Ukraine, he would bomb Moscow and Vladimir took him at his word. Putin started his plans for invasion the day Biden took office and began moving troops along the Ukrainian border a few months later in April. The entire free world is missing President Trump now.

So Varvel is like Jeff Dunham’s Peanut. Those big words went right over his head.