Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for March 24, 2022

Yup.

The ears, the tail.

Ah, I see. Thank you very much.

Based on the title, the Meat Loaf is on the right

A key doctrine in Official Kliban Lore.

Thanks for explaining that.My cat gets upset when I poke her with a fork.

Just a warning. It gets really dicey when they curl the tail in real tight.

A sleepy lump of fur with a tail and ears?

Easy. Poke it and see what happens.

One of my favorite classic Kliban creations.

How to tell a cat from a meatloaf: They smell different.

A cat takes three minutes longer to draw. :)

My cat could tuck her tail under and fold her ears down and make a perfect catloaf.

The presence of gravy does not disprove the cat hypothesis.

Which one sings about seeing Paradise by the dashboard light?

Fur might also be a clue

Still waiting for the breadloaf to rise?

Spike the Cat takes umbrage—it takes a lot of work and dedication to sleep 23 hours a day!

Nothing new on a Tuesday?