Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 26, 2022

never forget what makes the grass greener.

According to Erma Bombeck, the grass is always greener over the septic tank.

The Wistful Side of the Horse

A garden of grass?

Horace will Poo-poo that idea….

I would think that would also require your neighbor’s work ethic too, Horace, something you’re also not known for having much of. ;)

…and I disapprove of the enormous amount of chemicals that my neighbor’s lawn service dumps on his yard to make it that green.

Just starting to see a little green in the lawn, a sure sign of spring

Bad news, that means it’s nearly mowing season

When you look at grass from a lower angle of view, as from a distance, the individual blades merge together into a higher saturation color. You don’t get that looking down at your own lawn. Don’t be taken in by those get-green-quick TV ads for grass-paint. :)

easy Horace, just turn the fence 180 around end for end, grab a Mai Tai, and head for the lawn chair…..!

Grass just love urine, make the grass the darkest healthiest ever.