Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 20, 2022

Now the old guys are…..gas powered.

You could track them through the water by their bubble trail.

… and then there were the coal powered ones.

I’ll have to look back and see how Fred Flintstone used his ells.

He remembers when the Dead Sea was just sick.

Hate to say it……but if ‘Skylar’ listens to ‘Biz’ too much, he WON’T ever make it out of 5th grade ! ! ! ! !

That’s nuthin! My Dad remembers when electric eels were pulled by oxen!

In my opinion, they were never as good as the steam-powered eels.

Poor old man is senile…

I used to tell my dad that he WASN’T older than dirt, but he was around when dirt was still shiny.

I remember when they were steam-powered

Now they’re totally solar.

Something about eels trying to get us to buy electric instead of gas.

Now we have a president who is gas-powered – like Swalwell – or is it Smellfoul? Hard to remember.