Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 24, 2022

That might be the worst pun yet.

Charlie Brown’s zig-zag striped shirt really gets around, doesn’t it?

Let’s punt this bunt pun into the dustbin.

Eye roll

I read it, but it was not a piece of cake.

in baseball terms, dan laid down a bundt, but struck out…

Bounder: Anyway you’re interested in one of our adventure holidays?

Tourist: Yes I saw your advert in the bolour supplement

Bounder: The what?

Tourist: The bolour supplement

Bounder: The color supplement?

Tourist: Yes I’m sorry I can’t say the letter ‘B’

Bounder: C?

Tourist: Yes that’s right. It’s all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sbhoolboy. I was attacked by a bat

Bounder: A cat?

Tourist: No a bat

Bounder: Can you say the letter ‘K’

Tourist: Oh yes, Khaki, king, kettle, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford

Bounder: Why don’t you say the letter ‘K’ instead of the letter ‘C’

Tourist: what you mean…..spell bolour with a K

Bounder: Yes

Tourist: Kolour. Oh that’s very good, I never thought of that what a silly bunt

Sadly you can’t buy those cast Aluminum pans or the cake mixes anymore. Were they just a seventies fad? I used to love them…

Don’t sugar coat it.

Scrappy-Doo.

That’s the motto of a baseball player turned baker: When in doubt, bundt. #BadPunNoCookie

I’ll bet the dog is just waiting for the silly people to leave so he can chow down on that lovely Bundt.

So we’re making fun of both food waste and killing unwanted animals?