Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 17, 2022

So what’s the attraction?

There’s a Ferrous Bueller joke here somewhere.

They go on to hold higher positions because of their awesome personalities. That one in the middle looks pretty attractive, she can raise my bar anytime.

However … the magnets in those higher positions don’t look like “U”.

I hear the curriculum is very polarizing…

Ba dum tssh!

Why a magnet school?

A frige isn’t a frige unless it’s got cute magnets on it….

I understand their reluctance.

What were magnets used for before refrigeration?

I like the irony.

They are the ones that graduate Magnet cum Laude.

nothing about this attracts me