The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 23, 2022

She should be aware of that, after all didn’t a house fall on her when she lived in Oz?

Is that a tattered hat or an unique hair style?

Speaking of “accidents,” has Mother Gargoyle looked at her hair lately??!!

/SHEESH/

Brutus the scapegoat.

More Accidents happen around the home because Mother Gargoyle is always around.

In some parts of the country, most accidents are preceded by the phrase, “Hey, watch this!”

I thought she would say Brutus has everying to do with it.

Brutus most likely has accidents running from a room to avoid Mother Gargle.

I read that most automobile accidents occur within 25 mile of home, so I moved.

Brutus can’t get no R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

I still don’t get her hair do !

That old battle ax would end up with an accident. She would be a statistic.

well, where do most spend the most time?

or those were meant for you and he forgot about em. ;)

If he did do some accidents to effect that stat, it was from avoiding the witch-in-residence.

I don’t believe that. Why just yesterday there were not 1 but 2 accidents, 4 hours apart, at a really dangerous highway intersection near here that has a blind curve leading up to the intersection You know the kind where they put up a small sign reading Hidden Intersection Ahead. In comparison I haven’t seen an accident in front of my home in, I can’t remember now, some 20-30 years!

She lives free as a bird…scratch that…free as smart arse!

…and when I was first starting to ride I was told most motorcycle accidents occurred within the first two weeks of ownership and/or within 3 miles of home. Didn’t quite believe it until my neighbor rode all the way to CA and back to IN and didn’t have a spot of trouble until he laid it down a mile and ½ from home.

This statistical fact has been repeated periodically for decades. It’s because most people spend more time around their homes and because work venues have to comply with OSHA safety regulations and people have some supervision there.

More accidents occur when there’s a mother-in-law is in the house.

If alcohol was removed – safety would improve. Brutus is a safety Pro with his coffee.

I guess that’s why mother Gargle doesn’t hang around her home.

As much as I hate to admit it, she may have a point as far as the Thornapple home is concerned.

An old statistic. When I read that most accidents occurred within 25 miles of my house, I moved.

Mean old hag!

Someone should carefully investigate what’s her name’s origins.

That hairdo would make the Pointy-haired boss like a Hollywood heartthrob.

Answer: Always look on the bright side of Life. Question: What does Mother Gargle never do?