Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 30, 2022

Only if it’s plugged into an electrical outlet!

Not cooking with gas yet

Did he use Scotch tape, masking tape, or even duct tape on the cord and fork? Because I don’t think they’re good enough to prevent a shocking experience.

Plug that in and it’ll cook your tongue, among other things.

I just love Satchel. His non sequiturs can rival Zippy the Pinhead.

It’ll cook you Satchel. LOL.

Prego? I assume he means ‘presto’ and isn’t referring to spaghetti sauce.

Bucky must have followed Apple’s incompatible hardware model. Now let’s see if he learned how to overprice everything.

It would cook you, Satchel!

Hey Bucky, plug it in and show us how it works!

Two forks … Electric cord = Boy Scout Hot Dog Cooker ;-)

It would certainly cook your goose, Satchel.

It would cook something, Satch, do you happen to own a goose?

If both copper wires are touching the fork, the circuit breaker would pop the moment it was plugged in.

Have Bucky demonstrate the product, it might solve all of your problems…or at least the most annoying one.

if he eats it, it will be gone and no it will NOT cook his food

B-day today 8/10

Bucky should go back to the drawing board and design a Tesla® type sofa – one that runs by battery power. A monkey battery may be best.

C’mon, Pinkish, just let him plug it in. Lessons will be learned.

What the fork!

Wait until you see the electrical wiring melt through the walls, because he has already “revolutionized” the fuse box with a grapefruit spoon.

How about a demonstration Bucky ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Satchel really needs to be the one to give that cord a test run.

Hmmm. It was four pronged yesterday.