Monty by Jim Meddick for March 30, 2022

Fool’s errand

Make him think you are going to do something drastic, then do nothing.

Monty’s bad at April Fools

“But he won’t suspect a thing If I wear an Airwick. He has no idea what an air freshener is.”

A simple “Look at your shirt” then cuff his nose requires no props. Be sure to carry Kleenex in case the pollen count is high.

Monty just did a Will Smith to his loyal sidekick. The Jerk store called!

And that’s why Monty lives alone. And always will.

Didn’t the Tin Man come to a rusty halt when he got wet?

Next time, build it into a plug-in air freshener. It may educate you, Monty.

That was mean. :)

I’m confused—wouldn’t walking around carrying an Air Wick stick-up raise immediate suspicion?

Did Monty just fry E.B.’s circuitry with that soaking?

Really smart, Monty….