Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 29, 2022

Curses! Hope you can get back to your own locker as quickly as possible, Molly.

This is actually quite new!

10/10 Yes I know I have been giving positive reviews, but who has cleaned a locker only for it to be dirty again?!?

Is Nate’s locker connected to a garbage dump? I didn’t know Nate’s locker could refill.

5/10 I hope Molly will realise that Nate’s locker is an unchangeable force, just like his hair.

Nate’s locker is like a toilet. No matter how much water you take out of the bowl, it keeps filling back up. #grossyettrue

It’s pretty rude of Molly to try to take control of Nate’s locker when it was his locker first

It’s pretty obvious that he the Fibber McGee to her Molly.

if nate’s locker mess can transfer between lockers (when they had to go to Jefferson), there’s no way molly can clean it out. only nate can do that

Yesterday’s strip: 6/10

Damn, this arc isnt a total loss. This strip is quite funny.

8/10

Big Nate and the master plan 2: Arturs revenge!!! Part 5 of 6

Teddy: So what’s the plan?

Francis: You go alone until artur comes to kill you. Then me and Chad come out and finish off artur.

(later)

(Teddy is walking alone)

Mysterious voice: I´ve got you now.

(Mysterious voice walks out of the shadows)

Teddy: (gasps) GINA!?

Gina: Yes. It was me killing everyone. Including you. I was Arturs apprentice. And now I’m getting revenge for my fallen master.

Teddy: But, how can you kill me, when theres witnesses?

(francis and chad come out)

(Gina Takes out knife)

(Francis hits Gina with a baseball bat.)

Gina:(knocking teddy down.) Now time to finish you off!

(chad jumps in front of teddy and gets stabbed in the heart)

Francis: CHAD!!!

The SCP Foundation should investigate Nate’s locker. There’s something about it that needs to be secured, contained, and protected

Its my birthday today and i have a social studies test………… im sad.

That was hilarious! 5/5 all the way!

Take that Molly! 20/10, I never knew that if you clean his locker, it gets messy again!

Nate’s locker is a supernatural source!

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! you can’t clean nate’s locker 10/10

Go treasure hunting

7/10

Funny strip!

10/10

Once again 3- no, 2\10 this arc is getting worse and worse

Lol that was good. Molly thinks Nate is just another person. He is magic. 9/10 extra point for mollys expression

Slight turn – I liked this one quite a bit – 7.5/10

For more suspense, and because good authors like to keep their readers waiting, I will post 2 short parts of my fanfic today. Here is the first one:

Big Nate The mystery of locker 232 Part 7 (1/2)

“What!?” Nate exclaimed. “What does it go to?”

“It’s a key to the janitor’s closet in the bathroom.”

“Rats!” Nate said. “So we still don’t have the key to locker 232!”

“Nope.”

“How on earth did you figure out what the key goes to in that short amount of time?” Francis asked.

“There was a note saying ‘second floor girls bathroom janitors closet’.” Teddy said.

“Wow, cool!” Chad said.

“It turns out that janitors’ closets are bigger than I thought. I found a secret door in the back behind a shelf! And the key to that room might be inside of the safe in locker 232!” Teddy exclaimed.

“Wow,” Francis said “This is huge! We might have all three numbers now for the safe! Chad, what was the number again?”

Chad pulled out the paper. “It’s—“

Just then a big gust of wind blew the paper out of his hand.

Continued later…

Part 7 (2/2) post will be at 11:05 p.m. Eastern time

Lol! Molly has no idea what this locker is capable of! 9/10 justice has been served

That locker obeys Nate like Thor’s hammer obeys him

Molly, what did I tell you.

Is it me or is Francis’s hair lighter in the 3rd & 4th panel

The eternal magic of Nate’s locker.

I need help. Can someone help me learn Natese?

WHAT???

10/10 nate locker is to superior to be cleaned. Unless nate is neat. Imagine that

I’m sorry but I thought this was hilarious

How do people get into CRC? Do they just put “CRC” in their name???

It grows magically. No one can explain it.

His locker should not be underestimated. 7/10

the power of nates locker should not be reckoned with

Pool: Who thinks that Nate will never clean his locker?

Nate’s locker doesn’t follow the laws of physics.

“The Beast From The Black Locker”. A tale not for the faint of heart. Bwa ha ha Ha Ha Ha…….

You can’t get rid of the messiness in Nate’s locker. Its physically impossible.

nates locker is like the closet from narnia. it leads to another dimension

Nothing can stop the locker not even educational television

9/10

Hello everyone this is FOX reporter SANIC and here is the story this morning… SANIC bots have been appearing and the maker of the SANIC bots (still unknown) has and I quote “I have three bots hope you are ready for the raid. >:)” the raid date is still unknown.

Tegen made fastest thing alive a member of CRC as punishment because he thought he was trolling then he made him the CEO again because there were claim that helped Sonic’s case.

Here’s Big Nate: the mystery of locker 232 part 7 (2/2)

“No!” Nate yelled. He started to run after it, but Chad stopped him.

“It’s fine, the number was 94!”

Nate pulled a pen from his pocket and wrote 94 on the back of his hand.

Just then the bell rang and the teachers called everyone inside to lunch.

“Guys,” Francis said, ”I don’t think we’ll be able to find a key to locker 232. Everybody got a key to their locker at the beginning of the year, and it’s not like someone just left their key lying on the ground.”

“Maybe you’re right,” Nate said.

Nate felt defeated, but they had already made so much progress and he wasn’t going to give up now.

The four of them walked inside.

Nate trailed a little behind.

Chad, Francis and Teddy were talking, but for once, Nate was walking in silence, thinking.

Then he got an idea.

Continued tomorrow…

thats what you get for messing with Nate Wright

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OF COURSE, MY LOCKER AUTO REGENERATES

7/10 this is very common she’s prop gonna move out

It’s alive!

He’s a slob.

Pure and simple.

Does anyone know the date when nate pulled a faberge egg out of his locker?

I have beeb off for 2 days. I am still in a horrible mood.

So how does Nate get all that stuff back into his locker so quickly?

I made my own animated pfp!

This was put on my birthday

I didn’t know Nate’s locker was refillable somehow!

8/10

It’s 4:09 here coming to you live from New York City, it’s Sheila here with a report today from, FOX NEWS!!

Today’s first piece of news is that sonic is roleplaying “transformers” as a way to fight off “trolls” (not working) in the featured comment. I would just say it’s a bit pointless, but as a grown man, it’s okay to bring out your inner child!Another piece of news is that Mr Tyranitar is faking being nice by saying he will give good reviews on every strip possible, giving a 15/10 review for today’s strip. We all know what he is doing and it is so obvious to all of us (right?).

That is it for today’s report, this is Sheila signing of at 4:24 pm EST from FOX NEWS with Sheila Stapleton. news music starts playing

helloi am new

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nate’s magical locker is truly fascinating

if anybody sees this, i will be resting from gocomics and doing more productive stuff then reading the comments. i will maybe comment once or twice a week and i will spend more time on editing and making videos and not handling these people that are mean.

….the second wave arrived………..

…

it is because it is connected to the storage closet, so he has more stuff

Nope. She has no idea.

She should just give up at this point

how?? answer: nate

That isn’t scientifically possible.