Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 28, 2022

Nuclear coffee??

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

………. i guess gynecology needs long years of study? … just saying shrug

Now that’s a career story with a happy ending…

Had to think about it for a minute, then I looked at it again and LMAO!

He must be quite popular with the ladies.

The Beach Boys used to sing about him. Good Vibrations.

All his friends call him Buzz.

Do donuts come with that massage?

If coffee makes you ‘jittery,’ then you are an amateur.

I used to be a masseur, but that didn’t last to long. People said I rubbed them the wrong way.

hmm………now considering career change

Just say “no” to joe, man.

Are you sure his name isn’t “Adam”? Then again, he’s not “at home”

no, more than 200 paper cups

I never understood why people wanted to get naked in front of people for massages or tattoos or what not