Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 02, 2022

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    Stocky One  over 2 years ago

    Praying mantis who is a committed atheist.

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    These are great. Like the sunglasses.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 2 years ago

    Katydid that didn’t.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Moon moth that likes the sun.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Male ant who’s an uncle,

    Brown recluse spider who’s the life of the party,

    Butterfly who only carries margarine,

    Wasp who’s half Black, half Jewish.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    While I’m at it…

    A grasshopper who slithers across the yard on his belly.

    A flea who stands his ground.

    And a tapeworm who nails the joke!

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    John M  over 2 years ago

    Fire ants do go rafting

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2ZysgGAABw

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Eh, technically, spiders is not bugs.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    Bugs without a cause.

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    KenseidenXL  over 2 years ago

    Grabs large can of Raid

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A stink bug that uses deodorant.

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    A bald eagle that needs a haircut.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    And not forget Bugs who’s really a bunny wabbit.

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    PaulAbbott2  over 2 years ago

    A Daddy Long Legs who’s a short female. A water bug with aquaphobia

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    matzam Premium Member over 2 years ago

    a potato bug in a bed

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    A metric inchworm

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    An Emerald Ash Borer who the trees find interesting.

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    Boxelder bug that prefers bags

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    This just in: Santa fires all his elves after they rebelled. They are now ………………………… Rebels without a Claus!

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Last panel is a (couch) potato bug.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Clever!

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A tapeworm who uses Super Glue.

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    macho ladybug….butterflies who use oleo….mosquitoes who are teetotalers…

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    zippykatz  over 2 years ago

    Mosquitoes who are blood donors. Japanese beetles from China. Horse flies on mules.

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    jr1234  over 2 years ago

    ON your Mark

    https://www.gocomics.com/inthebleachers/2022/04/02

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    Daeder  over 2 years ago

    Carpenter ant that buys everything from IKEA.

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    A locust who is Mormon.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    grasshopper who smokes hash…

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 2 years ago

    Bedbugs are by no means limited to beds. Yeah, I know, given all the other comments here, that’s being kind of a stick in the mud.

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