Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for April 12, 2022

Maybe start slow with a date for gazpacho?

At the now gone Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia, Willie Stargell of the Pittsburgh Pirates hit one of the longest home runs in Major League history. So epic, the Phillies put a star at the upper deck walkway where the ball came down. I once walked up to that star and looked back at home plate. All I could think was “No effing way!”

Genesis 1:28 according to Percival Dunwoody:

And so the Lord said to Adam and Eve, “Start copulating,” because these two dumb asses hath not taken the clue to do the nasty, and hath already started a profitable organic orchard growing artisanal cider for future hipsters and hath been clueless to His command to “be fruitful and multiply”.

He likes to watch.

If they don’t start copulating, Willie Stargell will disappear from his own baseball card!!

Hmmmm. I see a whole new defense for those charged with rape/sexual battery.

Percival, once again, proves that his last name is Dumb Woody.

Do it again just a little bit slower. Do it again just a little bit slower. I just can’t stand it when it’s over. Do it again just a little bit slower. Sung by Jon and Robin.

Him: OK!

Her: I don’t think so..,

The 1973 Willie Stargell card came with gazpacho gum.