The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 31, 2022

He’s going to make plenty o’ loot.

How about Kissy Suzuki?

For their opening song, a fave from the 80’s, “I’ll be watching you.”

A takeoff on the “Spice Girls”, took me a while!

They don’t do any original songs. They’re an underCOVER group.

The name’s Band. James’ Band.

he wanted solitaire for the act, but she only worked solo…

wonder if they’ll be singing their swann song…

Gold paint for their costumes?

They say they’ll be there.

No Domino?

I’m reading this in a Sean Connery accent.

Pretty corny

“Alright if I keep the tux?”

Apparently they all bonded.

No Paloma??

I hear Octopussy is replacing Jill Masterson…

What about Ivana Humpalot? Oh wait, that’s Austin Powers.

Funny!

Is that George Lazenby?

So Tatiana Romanova, Fiona Volpe, Domino Derval, Mary Goodnight, Andrea Anders and Octopussy didn’t make the cut???

Where do I get tickets? Wowsa!

Her Majesty will have something to say about that.

They’re getting rave reviews…

Paul McCartney says they’re to live and let die for, and Carly Simon says, “Nobody does it better.”

It didn’t work out. Leaving him shaken not stirred.

Why not a band with all of the Moneypennys?

“We’re calling it Pussy Ryder.”

Read the books. Then it will all be clear