FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 04, 2022

call it parents’ intuition

You can kiss your plans goodbye

“Studying for oral exams” would have sounded better.

duuuude ……. are you calling from the grave right now?

Now you’ve got 2 women pizzed at you.

Peter you dolt. Have your explanation ready before asking mom if you can go over to Denise’s house.

Should have said “biology”.

French(ing)

biology

He should have cited the study that says 4 minutes of kissing equals one brushing of teeth!

He should have said Biology.

“Anatomy.”

“Nope.”

Yes, yes it is.

Anatomy by braille

Took a course in college called Woman Studies – didn’t do well – wasn’t at all what I expected.

Otherwise called Biology……

Biology? What about Chemistry?

off guard? did he think she would just say “fine go ahead” without ANY need for clarification?

I wish Denise could appear in the Sunday strip

May the fourth be with you!

Haven’t seen Denise in a long time. Does anyone know what became of her?

Peter’s lucky didn’t mention “oral history”.

I guess Denise didn’t see that coming.