Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 05, 2022

That aren’t many sentient beings on earth that are lower forms of life than Bucky.

Don’t fall for it, Satchel!

How does the saying go? If it weren’t for dumb luck, I’d have no luck at all.

Never thought about it before, and I’ll have to try to remember to notice … is Bucky the only one in the strip who doesn’t have any pupils in his eyes? Or is it only in this particular strip?

The lottery is just a voluntary tax on the mathematically challenged. Which reminds me, I need to check my numbers!

Bucky was pretty much right the first time. The amount of money you get from a “winning” ticket is uzually just enough to completely ruin your life. That’s why I don’t play the lottery; there aren’t any good outcomes.

Satchel’s Wild! (The Joker’s Wild… Joker, Joker, Joker!!!) Jack Barry you were a great host for the best version of the show.

I am learning to really hate the word “hoax.”

Money, money, money, must be funny in a rich man’s world.

I see Bucky has quoted one of America’s most iconic things…Bugs Bunny. Calling Satchel a maroon instead of a moron.

No one has accuse Bucky yet, and already he’s claiming to have a airtight alibi. SUSPICIOUS!!