Monty by Jim Meddick for April 05, 2022

Selling him a bill of goods

In his mouth instead of in his pocket? Why Jeeves, why?

That would be fried crickets with a dash of salt. A pale ale helps keep his scales shiny, wouldn’t you say.

aw Jarvis must really care for the little stinker, he doesn’t want him to be sad his pet died, this goes way above and beyond!

Everything is better with bacon.

Just put another chameleon in the aquarium.

is this a human child? he looks like a psycho ventrilaquist dummy

Why don’t they just get him a new one? He hasn’t seen it in so long, he won’t know that it’s different.

Jarvis could be Biden’s new press secretary, “Nothing to see here”.

Did you know, chameleons grow on trees? Yup. Heard on the news, they were falling from the trees in florida. It’s a good thing pigs are not arboreal.

Did you know, horses make good carpenters? What, you never heard of a saw horse?

Before I met my wife, I was incomplete. Now, I’m finished.

I’m no spoiled rich kid but I have no shame in admitting I’d rather search for a treasury bill than watch a reptile eat his breakfast!

Somebody get Jarvis a beer, quick! burp. :)

I hope Sedgy doesn’t discover the slight-of-hand that Jarvis is playing on him.

I really wish that Jim Meddick would drop the kid and just do Monty. I love Monty, Moondog, Fleshy and the rest, but I can’t stand this kid. So when the storyline switches to the kid, I just pass it by and pick up reading when Monty returns.

You might want to think about that Jarvis, unless you’re ready to eat crickets.

Some reptiles would eat crickets, meal worms, and/or pellets.

Jarvis the Magician! Magnificent misdirection, fast sleight of hand!