Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 25, 2022

Do call them. Misery loves company.

I have a futon in the cat room. Lots of toys but only one cat plays with them. She swats them up in the air. And, none EVER go under the futon. I always look there when a toy goes missing. Nada. Never can I figure out where the missing toy goes. But then, it shows up weeks later. Mystery.

#alert:sofanowinpieces

#swatteam #rofl

The dust bunnies won’t know what swat them.

I don’t have dust bunnies, I have dust elephants. And they stampede through the house on the hardwood floors.

Please, don’t do “swatting”, even for your kitty. Most jails don’t let you text.