Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 09, 2022

I don’t know how much this makes up for all the cows that have fallen on Vern, but I’m sure it helps.

Anyway he can get back at R J helps.

Bidet from a distance.

Vern where is your Haz – Mat suit ?

RJ will eat everything.

Assume the position, RJ.

I remember, as a kid, that you would sometimes have to hose someone down before they could come into the house.

RJ being hit with THE ASS BLASTER® bidet patent pending.

That’s gonna burn. No pre-moistened Tucks?

Folks, get Tucks. It’s just the ticket for tender tissues. Don’t dig at it.

Apparently, self-control is not in RJ’s vocabulary.

Ugh…I’d be looking for a whole new bush………

RJ went from a FOOOM to a GHOOOOOSH.

I wonder how wet raccoon fur smells. But I don’t wonder enough to find out.

I suppose I coud/should google it, but how do you dry yourself after using one?

Natural air – takes too long

Forced air – seems expensive

Cloth towel – who replaces them with clean ones?

Toilet paper – seems like that’d take even more of it…

an old-school bidet