The Barn by Ralph Hagen for April 08, 2022

Burn Rory.

Rory’s road rage??!!

/O_O\

Drive like hell and you’ll get there faster!

Drive it like you stole it Rory!!!!!

Drive it like your going to have to give it back.

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Go on and write Rory up for 125

Post his face, wanted dead or alive

Take his license, all that jive

He can’t drive 55

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Little Rory has a wild side to be sure!

He’s always sowing his oats!

More energy and nerve than Dick Tracy!

Lmao

My Jewish dad used to say, “Schmuck! Get off my road!”

The last panel is hilarious.

Did he take lessons from Dot, Joe Cobbs mom from Jump Start?

Now we know who caused the pileup on the interstate yesterday!

… ♪♫ Now all of a sudden, she started to knockin’,

and down in the dips, she started to rockin’.

I looked in my mirror, a red light was blinkin’.

The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln.

They arrested me and they put me in jail, and called my pappy to throw my bail.

And he said, “Son, you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’, if you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot… Rod… Lincoln!” ♪♫

Are we sure Rory doesn’t live in the city?