Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 15, 2022

What kind of cigarette is that?

I wish I could get my dog to make me a perfect dry Gin Martini. She just brings me my slippers, her dog dish, puts dog dish away, brings me towels, sits and waits for minutes until she can eat the treat at her feet. But damn….no martini. She just keeps bringing me a Manhattan. I love Manhattans, but show me some creative bartending skills.

I really, really love these guys.

I know, I brought the party supplies.

They’re party animals.

Party Time ! Dude go get a Pizza and come back ;-)

When the master’s away …

I wonder if the cat mixed the drinks like it did on Wednesday…https://www.gocomics.com/bliss/2022/04/13?ct=v&cti=2208697

And it looks like they’ve been out for a while.

Very good job, my good dog. Get his card and then throw it away to finish it. Then get back to what you were doing….

Funny!

I remember a joke similar to this set up: A salesman knocks on the door of a house and when the door opens, he’s met by a 10-year old boy, smoking a big cigar and holding a tall glass of whiskey. Shocked but undeterred, the salesman asks the boy, “Are your parents home?” The boy takes a puff on the the cigar and says “What do YOU think?”

That cat looks way too content and happy.

The secret life of pets.;-)