Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for April 06, 2022

somehow I’m getting the urge that Cruz will also have his fly down and he’ll ask Baldo why he didn’t tell him; Baldo repeats back the advice Cruz had just given him

Baldo, pull the sweater down a little and don’t worry about the zipper. Zipper’s a dangerous thing anyhow.

Cruz, dude, it’s not about whether it’s your job. It’s about being a good a friend.

Or, you could just check the thing once in a while. The zipper, people. Jeeze.

“Did someone die?” “No, why?” “Your zipper is at half mast.” Problem solved.

C’mon, Cruz. A good friend would tell a friend. And it’s likely you’ve seen each other’s “it” somewhere along the way.

Cruz, your “Yoda-phizing” is no excuse!

You will know as slight breeze wisps you jewels!

And then there’s the scene in “There’s something about Mary”. Yikes!

So, Cruz is a fan of “The Mandalorian”! “It is the way”.

Wait until it happens to Cruz . . .

wear a pair of jeans with an elastic waist with a fake looking fly.

Baldo, return home and chew out the person who didn’t completely dress you this morning.

Mandalorian and yoda in one…. Wow

Most people learn to Always Check their own Zipper after the first time they forget.

Zippers are like Red Hot Horseshoes: It just doesn’t take long to examine one.

Zipper Dee do dah. Zipper de ya. My, oh, my what a terrible day.