Close to Home by John McPherson for April 14, 2022

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    dad is in a diaper…awkward!

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Prickly

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    RobinHood  over 2 years ago

    Hey Bleeb, a ship from your planet just landed over at Off The Mark.

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    Dad’s upset. Guess he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Sensitive feet.

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    UGH…When’s the last time you vacuumed under the bed..??

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Holy double diapers, Batman!“

    “Yes, Robin… you nailed it!“

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    GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member over 2 years ago

    When a person cries, if the first drop of the tears come from the right eye, it’s happiness. When it comes from the left eye, it’s pain. When it comes from both eyes, it’s from stepping barefoot on a piece of Lego. :-D

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    Znox11  over 2 years ago

    In the middle of the night, when I’ve got to “go”, I’d almost rather stub my toe than step on a Lego.

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    those sharp things for that bed of his is no match for thee Lego under foot.

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    At least he didn’t step on a nail!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yeah, I heard a firewalker in Fiji say he hated his kids legos.

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    nailed it

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    My irony meter is buzzing like crazy

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Great idea! If he was a real holy man, he’d lie on a bed of Legos!

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    oh the irony

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hiya Little Alien Dude!!!!!!! Yes, Bleeb, this is how we torture our crazy people. :)

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Better to stay with the pain you know.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The trick to the bed of nails is spreading one’s weight along all of the nails as evenly as possible. One Lego is going to put all its nastiness on one part of the foot.

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    Karptaz  over 2 years ago

    Dad was on point here

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    Box, roofing or finishing nails.

    I’d rather be a hammer than a nail….

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    Baucuva  over 2 years ago

    He seems stressed. Like he’s on pins and needles.

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    PAR85  over 2 years ago

    I think you mean Lego.

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