Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for March 30, 2022

Me too! I’m trying to reduce my carbon intake.

But the graphite, wood and eraser dust adds ‘unique’ undertones to your whiskey (neat). Savor the moment- and discuss it for the rest of the evening.

Just ignore the chew marks.

Or you can use it to take the SATs.

Wait, what?

You could also use it to write a check and “PAY YOUR FREAKING TAB!” Norm!

Norm will have to wait until national swizzle stick day.

On Halloween, does he pass out Twizzlers?