Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 15, 2022

Ladder, roof, hotel, bridge

please stay on the ground boys!

Saw an article about a month ago on Yahoo about a man who jumped off a 23 story building in Florida, wearing a deployed parachute, but not high enough for the parachute to fully open up!! His kid was up on the roof also to witness the accident!!!

(Then Adam tries the too-small table …): “Ow! My hip! Call your mom!”

Anything high enough to will break both your fool necks!!

At least he stuck the landing

Do human cannonballs always land on their feet?

These guys need a 12 step program. I have a 12 foot step ladder they can borrow.

Jumping into a net from the roof should be enough to discourage this idea.

BASE jumping, and a lack of any skills (why single out woodworking?).

It’s okay. Evel Knievel didn’t start on busses Vegas. Wait, do I detect a hint of hesitancy in Adam?

Still dumb!

Not on your feet! Your back! You need an airbag to somersault into.

Wondering where they will get the cannon.

I don’t think this act will ever get off the ground.

PARKOUR!