Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 23, 2022

The one who sells “choppers”.

Do you really want to stick your neck out?

One way to head off bad ideas

It’s great when you need to sharpen your #2 pencils!!

It’s time we reduced the head count around here.

Shredder? It might work as a paper cutter. But shredder?

I guess it’s one way to get rid of the deadwood in the office.

Complaint department

Not a Frenchman, pal.

Sometimes it is worth keeping old reliable technology.

More cutting-edge humor. :)

Director of Requisitions…

It has a dual purpose, it’s shredder and the company’s retirement program.

If your work doesn’t cut it, you will be chopped.

Is he a corporate head hunter?

if he wants to shred anything with that he’ll have to get to work chop chop…

Random musings:

“We’ve got find a way to reduce the costs of our liability insurance . . . "

“The design needs some work — the blade does a great job of cutting, but actually shredding paper is too labor intensive.”

“Oh, that isn’t my paper shredder — I just keep it around to discourage anyone from coming in to ask me for a raise.”

Talk to the head of procurement.