The Buckets by Greg Cravens for April 16, 2022

Alexa, access the online magic 8-ball again for me please.

(If you Google it, there are dozens. Maybe even hundreds. I don’t recommend any.)

You’d get more rational answers with a male assistant

“Oh, very well… ‘Signs point to yes’…”

I asked Alexa if she knew Siri. She said, “only by reputation.” If they ever get together, Mankind, as we know it, is doomed…

Alexa version of the magic 8-ball response, “recalculating”.

my answer is no