Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for May 07, 2022

OSHA recommended

Interesting. In the northern-tier states, when a guy says he’s “going to sharpen his skates” it means he’s visiting the rest room (or stepping behind a tree).

How would that sharpen the blades? It would just grind them down to nothing!

Lie down. If you lay down, you’re doing something with feathers.

Lol

What is he supposed to “lay” down in the pit or is this another example of Hart’s poor English skills?

How many ways could this go wrong?

It’s like a Road Runner gag

You could grind them to nubs that way but never get the right angle for sharpening, not to mention bursting in to flames at some point. :)

Only in comic physics, otherwise the wheel would be long gone and so would my burger

Way to go, Thor!