Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 20, 2022

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    BigDaveGlass  over 2 years ago

    ♪"A one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater,"♪ ~ Sheb Wooley

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    casperj.marley  over 2 years ago

    Um Guys … it’s got two horns. Wrong species!

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    theincrediblebulk  over 2 years ago

    I think the top line is “O”

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 2 years ago

    I bet he flunks the depth perception test, too.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    I got Nuttin, doc!

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    b.john71  over 2 years ago

    Cy Clops for mayor

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Doc’s vision is ok. His brain needs a check.

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    car2ner  over 2 years ago

    I had a detached retina in one eye. Went to the doctor and they had me cover my working eye. They asked me to read the chart. I asked them if it were a trick question. They said no, so I told them I could not read the chart. I couldn’t even see the WALL!

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    BigBoy  over 2 years ago

    I just reply F It always gets a laugh

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    paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I think the doc needs to be a little more focused on his patient.

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    brklnbern  over 2 years ago

    Guess he stepped out for dinner, figuring who would notice.

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    IshkaBibel1  over 2 years ago

    I lost sight in one eye and at my next driver’s license renewal I looked in the little binocular scope for the reading test and rattled off the letters. The examiner said “What about the rest?” I said “What rest?” She said “What is wrong with your right eye?” I said “I am blind”. So she sighed and gave me the license.

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