Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 19, 2022

Still time to back out

Careful, it’s a converted wine press!

As long as he didn’t have to vertebrake the bank to afford it.

♫♪

Oh, baby, I knead one more chance, ha

I tell ya that I knead you

Baby (oh), baby (oh), baby (oh)

I want your back, ha

I want your back

♪♫

He got it on the back market, but he had to pay everything up front.

A rib tickler today.

Now get back on your feet.

Is/was there a banned massager? Am I missing something here?

Put a handle on the side and it reminds me of Uncle Festers vise for his headaches.

whoever wrote this should be backhanded

probably picked it up on a back street…