Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 29, 2022

Paper chase

Put those register tapes on the end of a stick, and you can participate in an Olympic twirling event….

News flash! CVS no longer has epic lengthy register tape.

A lot of trees have been wasted so that all of those register tapes can be printed.

I agree with Ralph on that.

Astute observation there, Ralph!

I have one of those t paper holders that holds a stack of 3 rolls right to the top. I noticed one day after I refilled, that it was about an inch shorter than it used to be.

Somewhere there is a testing lab that studies exactly what size a square of tissue needs to be so that every square centimeter of it is used.

What the heck is that thing under the towel hlder?

Just be glad you don’t have to deal with Polaroid film squares anymore.

just bought a 20 roll of tp yesterday—cost over $15! this is getting to be a very expensive habit!!!

Amen! Preach, brother!

I must not be that old. I don’t think toilet paper is narrower myself.

It’s not bathroom tissue it’s TOILET PAPER

Looks like he did an ‘under the roll’ which Ralph said a while ago was the wrong way to do it.