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I remember being taught about his wooden teeth. The truth is much darker. His teeth were likely supplied by pulling healthy teeth from the mouth of slaves. It was a common practice at the time.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
at least that is better than termites i suppose…
momofalex7 almost 3 years ago
Just in case you didn’t know, George didn’t have wooden teeth; they were ivory.
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
Good Golly, his thumbnail needs a little mending too.!!!
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 3 years ago
♫ In the pines, in the pines, where the sun never shines ♪
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well. At least he got to the root of the problem.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I wonder what Dutch Elm Disease tastes like?
jbduncan almost 3 years ago
Well, the good news is that it is not Beech Blight!
chromosome Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Looks like there’s a second Bleeb today.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
He probably wishes he had cavities instead
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You know… I’ve always heard that our first President had been overheard mentioning:
“Hmm, what’s that weird taste in my mouth? It kinda reminds me of Elm bark…
… but with a hint of bugs and fungus!”
The Pro from Dover almost 3 years ago
George had a standing dental appointment at tooth hurty.
edge32 almost 3 years ago
I remember being taught about his wooden teeth. The truth is much darker. His teeth were likely supplied by pulling healthy teeth from the mouth of slaves. It was a common practice at the time.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
And your gums have splinters…
The Orange Mailman almost 3 years ago
I went to the dentist today and he kept saying to a 6 year old boy in the next room, “You are such a big helper keeping your mouth open like that.”
Not once did they say that to me.