Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 28, 2022

OK… time for the wheel

Do NOT let it see Bender on “Futurama”. It might push the little bucket of circuits over the edge. “Kill all the humans”.

“Danger will Robinson”

Try this: tell SIRI to open the pod bay doors. Hilarity will ensue.

“To Serve Mankind!”

This is kinda like PLANET OF THE APES.

Don’t let it watch Dr. Who. If inspired by the Daleks and Cybermen, we would all be in trouble.

I’ll be impressed when Writey can reproduce 480 pints of genuine Kansas City bourbon.

You have buy the license to enable the voice inflection feature.

Just let it blather until its batteries run down. Then it’ll know whose boss.

If machines run on Unix or embedded operating systems, we’re in trouble. Windows – not so much, they’ll blue screen sooner than later.

Not the wife too?

Not so loud, Writey. Now Alexa is repeating the same thing.

He’s not

Doubt it…..

They can expect a visit by a Terminator.

Silly Adam: flip the morality switch from “Evil” to “Good.”

Would Harrell benefit from one of these robots, specifically programmed to include Nick and Gumbo, and some more realistic story lines?

Puts me in mind of the Toaster from the Big MT. Amazingly wild, wicked and crazy.