Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for May 19, 2022

Crime doesn’t pay.

But man, oh man does it complain!!

Those kids haven’t been watching cop shows on TV, have they?

If they did, they’d know “crook-speak”.

With all these “rights” how can they be wrong ?

at the least they will be out in 3 hours, the police officers will be put on suspension for being too rough, the city attorney will pay the thief’s fines, and the mayor will hold a press conference saying how underprivileged the thieves are and its everybody else’s fault for the crime spree, and the chief of police will tell all the good citizens to never ever try to stop a crime in the process but just record it with their cell phone and that he and the mayor will diligently pursue having the police officers jailed for violating the lovely couple rights. WELCOME TO 2021, 2022, 2O23, 2O24 – - – - – OH NO _ my bad wrong…………..

The favorite cry of the crook when caught. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

In their case, Wayne Fontana And The Mindbenders had the solution all the way back in 1965 for what to do with those two: “This time, we’re gonna put you so far back, that they’re gonna have to pump air into you!”

Sez the woman still WEARING stolen jewelry.

The kids are smarter than the adults,we just don’t like to say it out loud.

Shut up, Karen