Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 04, 2022

Wrong thing to say on a date.

At first I understood the wrong meaning of “profession”. Which I actually find funnier. Carl the gigolo dolphin.

That kind of talk serves no porpoise.

Is he reaching to her with his right flipper? That’s his doll fin.

Carl’s intention (of course): “I can’t live without you.” “… just like I can’t live without this hole in the top of my head.”

“just like a hole in the head…I’m free”

Charlene knew it as a “blow hole” so she obviously thought he ….. never mind.

She’ll just blow it off.

I don’t know, dating out of her species could be the fin-ish of their relationship…

So- he needs her?

Don’t listen to him, Charlene—porpoises are always spouting off, and it doesn’t mean anything.

She said, “so long and thanks for all the fish.”

Somehow, Carl’s intended meaning was lost in translation.

charlene’s had it up to the gills with carl…