Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 29, 2022

Get a life Heckles

Perhaps some readers don’t know that “distressing” also refers to the techniques of making a piece of furniture look antique, in which case the “rocker” is a chair.

I’d like to be the boot that’s going to kick his ass.

Bite ’im, Ralph!

If you do it right, your E string might break at the bridge…

At least he didn’t dis-tress the rocker, his hair is thin enough already.

This has Casino Rama written all over it.

Could be worse; you could have to cancel your casino gig to back into rehab……..

—turn out the lights, we’re gonna have a party tonight, for a rocker.

Grrrr… I keep up on my faves from the 70’s on and a lot of them are still going strong! Takes energy to do those shows. Yeah, they’re getting old, but we all are

Those who survive their ROCKS OFF years ROCK ON …!

Punk….

Looks like disrespecting, not distressing.

While many washed up rockers do find obscure venues to play their music, the geriatric Rolling Stones go right on playing to huge sold-out audiences, not because of sentimentality, but rather because their music was that good, ergo timeless.

You are the one who is behind the times. All the biggest jerks today troll the internet.

What some consider fun is just odd.